meLIKES.it

*Hairdressers* Just a trim please- or you can chop half my hair off.. cool.

I don't have the patience today to pretend you're not a twat

i start typing...i see you typing...i stop...you stop...WTF? keep typing!!

Wow your fake tan looks proper natural.. LOL jk u fukin mango

If shes amazing, she wont be easy. If shes easy, she wont be amazing. If shes worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy

If two people are happy together, then leave them to it. It's THEIR lives.

Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."- Kurt Cobain.

The person that even makes you smile at the computer screen :)

Remember me? I was your friend when you were single

When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

Whos Jason Derulo? Do you mean JAAYY-SUUUUNNN DEEEHHHRUULLOO?

making life decisions in the shower

popping Bubblewrap

Ctrl A, Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl S. Assignment finished

87x/59(1+x)=(18*7x)*(67-x)...fuck this, I'm going to be a stripper.

I ignored U.. So Stop Adding me!!!

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.

"U Sure U Got Everything?" "Yep." *Leaves* "Damn iForgot Somethin."

Even assassins are going green...

Yeah, as a matter of fact i was staring at you. You're hot.

losing your virginity to Chuck Bass in the back of his limo ♥.

Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations.

Home alone? ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

Some people see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not?

Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Bombing for Peace is Like Fucking for Virginity

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To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.

I ♥ My Girlfriend's Smell

I may be schizophrenic, But at least I have each other.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)

You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.

Your not a heart breaker, your just a slut.

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his bus.

I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.

not all scars show not all wounds heal sometimes you can't always see how someone feels

Chill, I don't want your boyfriend.

I have amnesia LOL jk... I have amnesia

Dont walk into my life if you intend to leave me

Life is better with a tan

I ♥ My Boyfriend's Smell

you gotta fight your bad days, to deserve your best days.

I either Get what I want or I change my mind.

Loving you makes life worth it

eating raw cake mixture

In just two days from now, Tomorrow will be yesterday.

Relax, I don't want your girlfriend.

I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because YOU said I couldn't.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.

calling people weird names

Beauty is skin deep, but attitude is to the bone.

boys who treat their girlfriends right.

When love is not madness, it is not love

Luke 11:10 - For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened

Money isn't everything, But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is only an illusion That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

When im down i think about that woman that got her face ripped off by the cimpanzee, cos i think that could have been me !!

Olivia Newton-John

Your fake breasts don't make up for your busted head.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

Ignorant, close minded, and hateful people are the reason the world is such a horrible place to live in.

When You Change the Way You Look at Things: The Things You Look at Change.